30词左右幽默简短的英语小故事，帮助大家快速记住英语单词。

英语小故事（一）

Everybody dreams of doing something important. As a boy Raymond dreamed of being a scientist,infact, he is a postman now.

Raymond is an active young man. He livesby the saying“If you can't live the life you love, love the life you live”He greets everyone with a big smileand afriendly“Hi, howare you?”And he really wants to know! It's hardto feel unhappy when we hear him whistling happily up and down the street.

【汉语翻译】

每个人都梦想做些重要的事。雷蒙德小时候梦想成为一名科学家，实际上他现在是一名邮递员。

雷蒙德是个积极主动的年轻人。他信奉的格言是“如果你不能过你热爱的生活，那就热爱你所过的生活。”带着灿烂的微笑，他向每一个人打招呼，还来一句友好的问候，“嗨，你好吗？”而且他确实想知道！当我们听到他欢快地吹着口哨在街道上来来往往时，想不高兴都难。

英语小故事（二）

“allthe kid smake fun of me”the boy cried to his mother。“they say i have a big head”

“don‘t listen to them。”his mother comforted him。“you have a beautiful head。nows to crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes”

“where‘s the shopping bag?”

“i haven‘t go tone，use your hat。”

【汉语翻译】

“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”

“别听他们的，”妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。”

“购物袋在哪?”

“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”

英语小故事（三）

Last week, Mrs Black went to London. She didn’t know London very well, and she lost her way. Suddenly she saw a man near a bus stop. She went up to the man and said, “Excuse me! Can you tell me the way to the hospital, please?” The man smiled. He didn’t know English! He came from Germany. But then he put his hand into his pocket, and took out an English dictionary. He looked up some words. Then he said slowly, “I’m sorry I can’t understand you.”

【汉语翻译】

上周，布莱克夫人去了一趟伦敦。她不太熟悉伦敦，结果她迷路了。突然她在一个公共汽车站附近看见一位男子。她急忙向这位男子走去，说道：“劳驾您一下！请您告诉我去医院的路，好吗？”这位男子笑了。他听不懂英语。他来自德国。但是他将手伸进了自己的衣袋里，从里面掏出了一本英语词典。他查找到了一些单词。然后他一字一句地说：“我很抱歉我听不懂你说的话。”